November 1st used to be exclusively for rummaging though discount bins at Halloween stores for bulk quantities fifty cent fishnets. By 10am I’d be fully stocked for another year of mosh pit-ready legwear… Continue reading
Did you know that packeted parmesan tastes like fish? True story. There’s something about the little N’joy envelopes of cheese I’ve been pinching from Costco’s food court that smacks of burnt salmon skin.… Continue reading
… but is it super effective? Since when is this a thing?