Meringue fail.

As promised, Saturday night was spent scavenging flavored creamers and attempting meringue cookies. Sadly, we never got past the beating of egg whites.  We even consulted the Google oracle to see what we were doing wrong. 10 eggs later, we gave up and made some more dookie cookies (see previous post) since those are impossible to mess up.

So… no meringues for you tonight. We’re all about doing this, but when 4am rolls around and all you’ve got to show for the night is a sad bowl of yolk-water, it’s time to admit defeat.

But hey, check out this impressive creamer haul. 

What? You’re not impressed? I’d like to see you fit that in your bra!