Hot Honey

I can point a lot of fingers when it comes to  my warped sense of how people start relationships, but lets not play the blame game 90210/Hey Dude/Saved By the Bell/pretty-much-all-teen-fiction-of-the-90’s.  Teenage girls… Continue reading

Aaaand we’re back.

My dearest condiment blog, Oh, how I’ve missed you. When “real” food suddenly became affordable last May, I tried to keep you alive with feeble and half-assed posts. I was wrong – you… Continue reading

Hotel ‘errbody.

In yet another odd twist of fate, I’ve ended up living in a federal office park in Denver for ten days.  Well, at a hotel in said office park;  the people in my… Continue reading

Salad Kabobs

2008 was a really crappy year for me.  While most of my friends were experimenting with illegitimate kids, stretching their trust fund dollar, and third tries at community college, I was coping with… Continue reading

Cranky, hungry, uninspired.

Let the record show that I am not dead or abandoning the project, just impossibly crabby about these dietary restrictions. Minimal gluten, no more cooking with entire sticks of butter, I’ve become a humorless bitch… Continue reading

Elvis Pudding

The results of my annual physical? I have the cholesterol issues of a person raised in the back room of  a McDonald’s. There’s no point in my pretending to be shocked and/or appalled… Continue reading

Found: Dried Cranberries

Good news! If you want to make those cranberry-orange scones I talked about awhile back,  you don’t need to gank anyone’s holiday garland for ingredients anymore. The salad bar at Harris Teeter has… Continue reading

Wasabi Mayo

My Transylvanian grandmother is a resourceful old broad. She reuses almost every container that crosses her path, packing them with ambiguous foodstuffs and neglecting to remove the original labels. If she hadn’t always… Continue reading

Jacked-up Honey BBQ Sauce

I’v never had a good idea of what’s normal and what isn’t in terms of… well, anything, but I suspect there’s some semblance of normality in wanting to purge your belongings and join… Continue reading

Snow Ice Cream

In case you haven’t heard, people in the DC area forgot how to drive Wednesday night. All of them, all at once.  Being a native, I’m more or less at peace with the… Continue reading